In this week's column, Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) tackles tough subjects like homesickness, his ideal party people, and how to snag a Jewish partner even if you yourself are not Jewish. It's riveting, hard-hitting stuff. We're lucky to have a doctor willing to put in the extra time to help his patients. Anyways, these are real questions from real AP.net users, and if you want help from the good doctor, make sure to email any and all queries here.
After a week off, Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) is back to give you the safest diagnosis possible. This column contains stand-up comedy, how Keith stays healthy, and sweet, sweet love between a banana and donut hole. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want the doctor to answer your questions, shoot him an email here.
Hey guys, have you ever noticed that Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) looks like Taco from The League? I don't think Keith has ever heard that, so next time you see him make sure to tell him. Anyways, the good doctor is touring Europe and still trying to find a decent Wi-Fi signal. When he does stumble upon it, he's giving us tips and tricks on how to seduce exotic women. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want your darkest questions answered, make sure to send us an email here.
Even though Every Time I Die is backpacking through Europe right now, that won't stop Dr. Keith Buckley from telling you what the perfect pube hair length is. That's right - we're back with the newest installment of solutions and answers from the good doctor. It'll only cost you a nickel (or just steal your neighbor's wi-fi like I am). Once again, these are real questions from real AP.net users. If you want to join in the fun, just e-mail us here.
Now that Warped Tour has wrapped up for the summer, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die will be delivering his advice at the beginning of each week. Now you'll be properly equipped and educated to make the right (or wrong) decisions in your life. Anyways, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want the good doctor to guide you in your life, make sure to email your questions here.
Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) has been a very busy man lately. Other than killing it daily on Warped Tour with his band, he's also been adding some vox to TBS' set. Thankfully, the good doctor found time in his busy schedule to answer your very important questions. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, if you want Keith to share his great wisdom with you, please email any questions to him here.
We're back to brighten your lives with another weekly edition of Keith Buckley's (Every Time I Die) advice column. Sorry it's late again this week, but apparently the Warped Tour doesn't provide sufficient enough internet for Keith. Anyways, this week's column features beards, dogs, and cream soda. As always, these are real emails from real AP.net users. If you want to join in on the fun, make sure to email your question to Keith here.
So yeah, we realized that you all have gone without your Dr. Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) fix all week. Don't worry though, we'll feed you, baby birds! It's betterl later than never, and I'd try to explain why it took so long, but I figured the doctor himself would do a better job of that:
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So we're a few days late with Dr. Keith Buckley's (Every Time I Die) weekly column. So whatever, deal with it. Keith couldn't find any internet access in any of the crevices of the Warped Tour. Fear not though, as Keith valiantly found a wi-fi hotspot and sent in his answers to your very important questions. If you want your questions to be answered by the good doctor, make sure to email them here As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users. Read them in the replies.
So we've heard your "complaints" that the doctor isn't taking your issues seriously enough. Are you kidding me? Where else could you have gotten the term "Urkel Pit"?!? Anyways, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) took a new approach with your questions this week, so if you don't like it, you have yourself entirely to blame. As always, these are real questions from real AbsolutePunk users. If you want Keith to answer a question of yours, you can email it here.
Even with his band playing to thousands of fans daily on this summer's Warped Tour, Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) is still finding time to answer your very important questions. As always, these are real questions from real AP.net users, and if you want to have your pressing questions answered, just email Keith here.
I can say without a doubt that this is the best column yet. You guys answered the call and sent in some fantastic questions, which I'm told Keith took very, very seriously. Even though his band Every Time I Die is currently laying waste to Warped Tour stages across the country, Dr. Buckley still found time to fit us in his very busy schedule. As always, there are real questions sent in by our users. If you want to join in on the fun, send your questions to this address.
There weren't many questions this week, but Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) still provided some keys to success. It's the quality that counts, not the quantity! But still, if you want the doctor to answer your questions about anything and everything, shoot him an email by clicking here. As always, the questions and answers are in the replies.
Three weeks into the gnarliest advice column ever, and the questions being received by Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die) keep getting better. Whether he gives you the answer you were hoping for is totally up to how much alcohol Keith's consumed that day. This week's batch of Q's and A's are the freshest yet. Enjoy them in the replies.
Head to the replies to hear Kid Gorgeous' cover of Judas Priest's "Living After Midnight" featuring Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die. The band's new EP, Blue Romance, is out tomorrow on Eulogy Recordings.
Another week is here so it's time for another advice column from Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley. If you enjoyed last week's, then you'll love this week's column. He's like Siri - only smarter, funnier, and drunker. You can read it in the replies, enjoy.
Are you as excited as I am? Today is our debut advice column was Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die). This week he answers questions regarding genital warts, prom, the future of technology and everything else in between. You can read Keith's answers to your questions in the replies, and don't forget to submit your questions to him here.
I'm really excited about this new feature, you guys. We've always wanted to have an advice column where our users could submit questions asking for advice on any and all things. Why doesn't she love me? Why does it burn when I pee? Why is Howard The Duck the greatest movie ever? Some of these questions can be overwhelming, so we didn't want to tab just any Joe Schmo to be our advice guy. So that's why we asked the brilliant Keith Buckley to be that guy. That's right, the Every Time I Die front man will be giving out the answers to life weekly on AbsolutePunk. Today, we have an introductory message from Keith himself and next week he'll start answering your questions, so if you...
Sorry this wasn't posted earlier in the week, but you can now download or stream the latest episode of Every Time I Die's pudcast (hosted by Dr. Andy Christ, M.D. and Steve "The Mad Man" Micciche, with a cameo from Jordan Buckley). It's two hours of absolute awesomeness.