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Funny  Cooking With Skrillex
It's safe to say that "Cooking with Skrillex" is the internet at its best.
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Video  New Mixtapes Demo
Head to the replies to watch Mixtapes demoing a song called "Axl Rose" for their 2012 full-length. The record will be titled Life Of A Jughead.
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Funny  Refusing the Horizon
For an excellent lunchtime read, click here to read Dennis Lyxzen (Refused vocalist) write about today's popular music. He weights in on bands like Bring Me the Horizon, Attack Attack!, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk and many more.
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Funny  Nickelback Gets Ridiculed By Canadians
A pair of music critics in Winnipeg have written a letter to the commissioner of the National Hockey League. The subject? They don't want Nickelback to play at the first Winnipeg Jets game in 15 years.
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Myspace  Funny Blake
Basketball star Blake Griffin recently teamed up with Myspace to make some comedy videos. Finally, something to save the Myspace ship.

Submitted by lovelesscrux
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Funny  Good.
Will Ferrell and John C Reilly will be teaming up for a Step Brothers rap album.

Submitted by Drow Swordsman
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Funny  Mas Tenacious D
Jack Black has promised the people of the world more tunes from Tenacious D. Maybe one of them will be the best song in the world. HeeHeeHee!

Submitted by EvilZeppelin
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Funny  You're Doing It Wrong
A man admitted to using stolen credit cards to buy his own songs on iTunes and Amazon in order to get higher royalties.
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Funny  Greatest Concert Review Ever
Videogum recently "took one for the team" and visited a Brokencyde, Millionaires and Kill Paradise show in New Jersey. Check out their amazing review here.
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Funny  Staten Island Dump Drops It Like It's Hot
Angelina from The Jersey Shore has released a rap song. Luckily, you can hear Mike The Situation's rap on the very same page. Combined they have the musical talent of a below-average third grader.
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Every Time I Die  Every Time I Tweet
It seems like Every Time I Die are causing quite a stir on their Twitter account... by falsely retweeting famous celebrities to promote their new DVD, Shit Happens The Series?.

Submitted by matthewpaul.
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Funny  Odds Of Andy Rooney Knowing A Single AP.net Band: Zilch.
Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes goes on a rant on the state of popular music nowadays, watchable in the replies.
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Funny  Porn for the Blind (No, that's not a band name.)
And in your "this has nothing to do with anything" category - I present to you: porn for the blind.
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Stupid  Your Daily PSA for Birth Control
This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

Submitted by rorytws
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Funny  Our Scene - 20 Years - Oh No.
What happened to rockers from the 80's? Find out.
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Funny  For Our Hero Feels Attacked
The lyricist from For Our Hero has a comic depicting you members as a purple monster! The band also has put up a demo of "We Got Spirit" on their myspace.
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Drama  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Perez Hilton's tour is bombing. Ida Maria has quit.

Submitted by MeMyselfAndI
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Funny  Eleventyseven's Homage to Twilight
Eleventyseven's song about Twilight, called "Flashlight (The Cullen Song)", can be heard in the replies.
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Used, The  A Cautionary Newspost
When you yell at someone, make sure you aren't wearing their band t-shirt. Video in the replies.

Submitted by TSTLSOOM
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Thursday  Stupid Scene.
Anyone else loving the idea behind the new Thursday t-shirt?
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Funny  Cee-Lo And Spongebob
Cee-Lo recently remixed the Spongebob Squarepants theme song, which is on Spongebob's Greatest Hits.
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AP Related  Think You Know All the Inside Jokes? Think Again.
Hitler is mad he couldn't talk to Hayley Williams during last week's chat. Two of our members (anamericangod and Ailite) have put together a video detailing this frustration. Video in the replies.
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Stupid  Brokencyde's New Video
Brokencyde's new video for "40 oz." can be seen in the replies.
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Funny  Skinny Jeans Are Bad for Your Health
Doctors warn that "skinny jeans" can lead to "thigh nerve syndrome."
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Stupid  "I'm More For The Streets"
Spencer Pratt (The Hills) is going to release a rap album, and is already referring to himself as "the white Jay-Z."
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