This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

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What happened to rockers from the 80's? Find out.

The lyricist from For Our Hero has a comic depicting you members as a purple monster! The band also has put up a demo of "We Got Spirit" on their myspace.

John Mayer would be a great interviewee.

Perez Hilton's tour is bombing. Ida Maria has quit.

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Eleventyseven's song about Twilight, called "Flashlight (The Cullen Song)", can be heard in the replies.

When you yell at someone, make sure you aren't wearing their band t-shirt. Video in the replies.

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Anyone else loving the idea behind the new Thursday t-shirt?

Cee-Lo recently remixed the Spongebob Squarepants theme song, which is on Spongebob's Greatest Hits.

Hitler is mad he couldn't talk to Hayley Williams during last week's chat. Two of our members (anamericangod and Ailite) have put together a video detailing this frustration. Video in the replies.

Obsoletepunk.net -- well played The Appreciation Post. Well played.

Brokencyde's new video for "40 oz." can be seen in the replies.

Doctors warn that "skinny jeans" can lead to "thigh nerve syndrome."

Spencer Pratt (The Hills) is going to release a rap album, and is already referring to himself as "the white Jay-Z."

Watch Stephen Laurenson (Copeland) and David Blaise (This Providence) having some "extreme" fun on their day off in the replies.

I am a ragmag mogul - and damn proud.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have urged the Pet Shop Boys to adopt the more "creature-friendly" name the Rescue Shelter Boys.

Merengue star Elvis Crespo was arrested today for rubbing one off on an airplane in front of other passengers.

In a list of 10 words every parent should fear, the word "EMO" is number four.

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Radiohead have owned Miley Cyrus in response to her Grammy snub tantrum.

From the article

The band wasn't amused by her story. "When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement," the band told the new issue of Us Weekly...[read more]

Demetri Martin has written a 224-word palindrome poem. Check out the genius here. Anyone else loving Important Things as much as I am?

Scientists are working on a ringtone that is supposed to give women bigger breasts.

Rob Dobi has helped contribute to the obnoxious "tag your friends" phase going around Facebook. Check out his Your Scene Sucks picture for tagging -- in the replies.

John Mayer gives bowl jobs to dudes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Christian Bale's freakout...the remix.

Oh come on.

Google Maps is so amazing it can find LARPers in action.

I guess Joaquin Phoenix (who now looks like the unibomber) wants to be a rapper?

Britney Spears' twitter account was recently hacked.

If you missed SNL this weekend, you didn't catch the latest bit of musical hilarity from Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone. Check the replies for the video.