We have an amusing, yet, accurate picture on our Facebook page right now. So why not bring it on our actual site, right? Head to the replies and join the fun by making your own AP.net version of... donuts!

It's sort of a slow news day today. I've passed the time so far by posting some extremely random things on our twitter and facebook feeds. Yes, that is a Skrillex chest tattoo. But it's not really the same if I can't post something random in our news feed as well. So, if you're looking for some good old ski-time music for the upcoming holidays, check the replies for the best video since Rick Astley.

It’s official: Seven billion people are alive in the world at this moment.

Spinner has put together an Occupy Wall Street-inspired playlist. Because you can't fight the man without a spring in your step and a tune in your heart.

Steve Harwell, the lead singer of Smash Mouth, has agreed to eat two dozen eggs after fans who created the nonsensical dare completed his challenge to raise $10,000 for charity.

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Songkick compiled a list of the "Hardest Working Bands of 2010." It used number of tour dates and miles traveled to determine which bands were the hardest working. Do you think that this list accurately reflects which bands are actually working the hardest? Which bands do you think deserve this distinction?

Fred Durst has decided to become straight-edge. I wonder what Britney thinks of this.

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Remember to turn your clock backs one hour tonight, because it is the happiest time of the year: Daylight Savings! To celebrate this extra restful of days, I have prepared a little celebration in the replies.

Some of your peers have conducted an AP.net Fantasy Band Draft over in the music forum. You can head here to view the poll and vote for your favorite imaginary band.

Want to hear Justin Bieber's song "U Smile" slowed down 800%? Of course you do.

Prince hates online music distribution and says, "The Internet is completely over," and that it's just another fad.

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The National's Matt Berninger caused a scare for travelers last week when the Japenese clock he was transporting was mistaken for a bomb.

Ozzy Osbourne, a self-proclaimed "medical miracle," has decided to donate his body to science.

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British punk band Criminal Minds were arrested after hiding illegal immigrants in their speakers while returning home from a European tour.

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Someone recently stole Kanye West's Porsche while the star was recording in Hawaii, and proceeded to crash the car into a house.

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Something new is stirring amongst our schools. Check the replies to find out what.

Tokio Hotel's guitarist overdosed on viagra recently.

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Just in case any of you are like me, and by "like me" I mean extremely absent-minded, don't forget that today is Mother's Day. Tell the special life-giving lady in your life how much she means to you.

That whole "we found Noah's Ark thing?" Most likely a hoax. I, personally, am shocked.

Some researchers are "99.9% sure" that they have stumbled upon Noah's Ark.

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Rufus Wainwright has requested that audiences refrain from applauding during a portion of his concerts.

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And in your "this has nothing to do with anything" category - I present to you: porn for the blind.

Remember that tonight at 2 AM, you need to turn the clocks forward one hour. We don't want you spending the next few days in a Time Crisis. And especially not a Time Crisis 2.

Click here to watch Jordan Pundik of New Found Glory get punched in the wiener.

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In the replies is a video of a 5 year-old drumming to "Poppin' Champagne" by All Time Low.

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A fantastical story about an unreleased Beatles album? I will now accept my Pulitzer Prize.

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A 6 year old boy is currently floating away on a hot-air balloon. Discuss.

Update: Falcon has been found, safe and unharmed, in his own house.

The world's first HIV vaccine has been discovered.

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What happens when Finch visit the comic strip, The Days of the Week? You get this.

50 Cent wants to change his name.

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