Remember that tonight at 2 AM, you need to turn the clocks forward one hour. We don't want you spending the next few days in a Time Crisis. And especially not a Time Crisis 2.

Click here to watch Jordan Pundik of New Found Glory get punched in the wiener.

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In the replies is a video of a 5 year-old drumming to "Poppin' Champagne" by All Time Low.

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A fantastical story about an unreleased Beatles album? I will now accept my Pulitzer Prize.

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A 6 year old boy is currently floating away on a hot-air balloon. Discuss.

Update: Falcon has been found, safe and unharmed, in his own house.

The world's first HIV vaccine has been discovered.

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What happens when Finch visit the comic strip, The Days of the Week? You get this.

50 Cent wants to change his name.

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Want Auto-Tune? There's an app for that.

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Doctors warn that "skinny jeans" can lead to "thigh nerve syndrome."

Dr. Dre is premiering the first clip of music from Detox in a Dr. Pepper commercial.

You can now vote for the world's sexiest vegetarian.

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Eminem is teaming up with Stewie Griffin to host Fox's animation night on Sunday May 17th. Bizarre/can't-make-this-stuff-up press release is in the replies.

Pharrell Williams has all of his arm tattoos (two full sleeves) removed via laser treatment.

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The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have urged the Pet Shop Boys to adopt the more "creature-friendly" name the Rescue Shelter Boys.

Justin Timberlake is launching his own line of tequila.

Scientists are working on a ringtone that is supposed to give women bigger breasts.

A dude much smarter than us (probably listens to Beethoven) has put together a study comparing music listening habits to SAT scores. It looks like if you listen to The Used - you're probably going to a community college. However, Sufjan Stevens can save your stupid ass and get you that private liberal arts education you always desired. Do his results fit with you? Way off for me.

Did you know Dexter from The Offspring was selling over 300 gallons of his own hot sauce a month? No, that is not a euphemism.

Google Maps is so amazing it can find LARPers in action.

Having listened to over 1,500 albums last year, does an Atlanta-based tax accountant have the most comprehensive end of the year list out there?

Lil' Wayne is recording a rock album.

Want to hit up that hot festival this year, but are lacking the funds to buy tickets? Well, why not try layaway programs that many festivals are now offering?

And just when you thought Valencia had enough photo blogs, JD steps up with his "ToothBrush Photo Blog." Basically the idea behind it is to "upload a photo of myself brushing my teeth every morning with different faces and themes. I started it on September 25th, 2008 and plan on going until September 25th, 2009."

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So, it turns out that music really can mend broken hearts. U.S. researchers reported on Tuesday that when people listened to their favorite music, their blood vessels dilated in much the same way as when laughing or taking blood medications.

Einstein's formula e=mc2 has finally been corroborated, thanks to a heroic computational effort by French, German and Hungarian physicists.

The first chord played in The Beatles' "Hard Days Night" has been decoded using math.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour at 2 A.M local time. Enjoy the extra hour of sleep!

In honor of Halloween, IGN has a list of their 10 creepiest guitar riffs.

Joaquin Phoenix is reportedly retiring from the film industry at age 34 to focus on music.