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In 2012, Joe Ayoob broke the world record for the longest paper airplane flight with a plane designed by John Collins. Hit the replies to see Collins demonstrates how to fold that plane. Happy Friday everyone, hope you have a great weekend.
Jason Tate on 11/21/14 - 12:11 PM
If you take a look at record grooves at around 1000x magnification -- you can see the waveforms of the music itself. You can also check the replies for a video of a record playing under a microscope. Happy Friday everyone!
Jason Tate on 11/07/14 - 12:04 PM
Ariana Grande was criticized a bit for the lyrics to her song with Zedd, "Break Free," being grammatically incoherent. She's responded by saying that she resisted the lyrics, but was ultimately persuaded by the song's writer and non-native English speaker, Max Martin. Watch the songs lyric video in the replies.
Ryan Dennehy on 08/07/14 - 03:14 PM
Buzzfeed has a "then and now" gallery of the pop-punk heartthrobs.
Jason Tate on 08/06/14 - 12:08 PM
Very Small Array has put together a chart and analysis on the obscurity of hit songs.
Some pop songs are timeless classics. Some play endlessly at weddings and on oldies stations. Others find renewed vigor in movie trailers or because their lyrics can be applied to Golden Grahams. Still others just, well – disappear. We started with the top 10 songs of each year from 1900 to present (as calculated by the Whitburn Project), recording each song’s Google hits, Wikipedia presence and last.fm scrobbles to calculate an obscurity score.
Jason Tate on 07/24/14 - 12:39 PM
Wired looks at why songs on the radio are all around the same length:
What about now? Since 1990, it seems that the average song length has sort of stabilized around 250 seconds (over 4 minutes). Maybe that’s because humans prefer 4 minute songs. Clearly there is no technological limit to song length anymore, right?
Jason Tate on 07/11/14 - 12:07 PM
Remember that time people thought Steven Spielberg killed a real dinosaur? Happy Friday everyone.
Jason Tate on 07/11/14 - 11:27 AM
Jason Tate on 07/10/14 - 12:24 PM
Potato salad takes Kickstarter by storm.
Jason Tate on 07/09/14 - 01:19 PM
Musicians are playing a song all day, every day, as part of the Kjartansson exhibit.
As part of the New Museum's solo exhibition devoted to the Icelandic artist Ragnar Kjartansson, a group of 15 musicians have been playing a single song all day, every day the museum is open. When the gig ends along with the show at the end of the month, they estimate it will have been performed roughly 6,000 times, for 308 hours, and with the help of several dozen gallons of beer.

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Jason Tate on 06/26/14 - 10:26 PM
Dr. David Glowacki, a leading US scientist and research fellow at the Royal Society in London, was booted from the Bristol Old Vic after he tried to crowdsurf during Handel's "Messiah."
Dr Glowacki has attacked the decision to force him to leave the concert by saying: ‘Classical music, trying to seem cool and less stuffy, reeks of some sort of fossilised art form undergoing a midlife crisis.’
Jason Tate on 06/23/14 - 01:53 PM
A reddit user going by andrewmn8 who says he exepriences chromesthesia (a variant of synesthesia where a person experiences visual representations of sound) has put his sights to paper. He drew representations of what he sees while listening to "Get Lucky" and "Gangnam Style," among four others. Check out the relatively crude yet interesting paintings in the replies, and maybe submit a song for him to paint in the future.
Ryan Dennehy on 06/11/14 - 11:03 AM
A pop-punk drinking game? Welp, I'd still pick my beers over you.
Jason Tate on 06/09/14 - 01:40 PM
FiveThirtyEight has begun crunching the numbers on boy bands.
Why does this matter? As I’ll get to later in this series, it can seem weird that a team of college sophomores are specifically targeting preteens with substantially sexed-up songs. I’m not trying to pull off one of those ludicrous “we need to protect our children” crusades, but no matter how we slice it: Isn’t it slightly off-putting that this has become, for a significant number of artists, a reproducible business model?
Jason Tate on 06/04/14 - 12:37 PM
Morgan Freeman on helium? Uh, but of course I'm going to post that! Check the replies and don't forget to check out The Lego Movie now that it's available on most platforms.
Jason Tate on 05/23/14 - 11:57 AM
We've had a few people submit us the link to this site that compares the vocal ranges of "the greatest singers of all time" -- looks like Axl Rose wins.

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Jason Tate on 05/20/14 - 03:16 PM
Dubstep, fangirl, and auto-tune are among the new terms being added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary this year.
Jason Tate on 05/20/14 - 11:59 AM
Scientists have created a living cell with DNA containing more than just the familiar A, T, C, and G units.
Hailed as a breakthrough by other scientists, the work is a step towards the synthesis of cells able to churn out drugs and other useful molecules. It also raises the possibility that cells could one day be engineered without any of the four DNA bases used by all organisms on Earth. "What we have now is a living cell that literally stores increased genetic information," says Floyd Romesberg, a chemical biologist at the Scripps Research Institute in La Jolla, California, who led the 15-year effort.
Jason Tate on 05/09/14 - 12:37 PM
Need to know how to stop a wedding when your beloved is going to marry someone else? WikiHow has you covered. I think we found the end of the internet.
If you were not able to contact her before hand, and you are sure that you want to proceed, find out the location of the wedding. Unless you have been invited, you will have to find out where the wedding ceremony is to be held, and the exact time. Ask family members or mutual friends if it doesn't appear too suspicious, or perhaps check the wedding notices in the local newspaper.
Jason Tate on 05/07/14 - 01:41 PM
It's Friday ... you knew I'd post something different on the news feed ... you didn't know when, just that it was coming. Ok, so pop-quiz hotshot: How many US states are at least partially north of the southernmost part of Canada? Hint: More than you think. Double hint: Way more than you think. Hit the replies for the answer.
Jason Tate on 05/02/14 - 12:22 PM
Jason Tate on 05/01/14 - 04:30 PM
Maria Konnikova, writing for The New Yorker, on the science behind why we yawn:
Rather than empathy, the contagious nature of yawning may be highlighting something very different. “We’re getting insight into the human herd: yawning as a primal form of sociality,” Provine says. Yawning may be, at its root, a mechanism of social signalling. When we yawn, we are communicating with one another. We are sending an external sign of something internal, be it our boredom or our anxiety, our fatigue or our hunger—all moments when we may need a helping hand. In fact, yawning may be the opposite of what we generally think. It’s less likely a signal that you’re tired than a signal that it’s time for...
Jason Tate on 04/25/14 - 12:31 PM
Swiss artist Zimoun took a bunch of packing peanuts and a bunch of fans and created an installation that looks a lot like a rolling ocean inside a warehouse at la Limonaia di Villa Saroli in Lugano, Switzerland. A video is in the replies if you can't make it to Switzerland to check it out anytime soon. I want to swim in it.
Jason Tate on 04/24/14 - 03:21 PM
Last night during the NBA playoff game between the Raptors and the Nets, Drake was spotted by TV cameras lint rolling his pants while sitting courtside.
Jason Tate on 04/23/14 - 08:01 AM
Vox reports on a study that looks at how country music is happy in bad times, sad in good times ... and pop-music is the opposite.
The researchers behind the study, Coastal Carolina University's Terry Pettijohn and Southern Mississippi's Donald Sacco, take as their dataset the Billboard country songs of the year from 1946 to 2008. They used text analysis software, and manual chord analysis and tempo measurement, to identify lyrical themes and musical properties of the songs. They then compared their findings to an index measuring the overall well-being of society, using indicators like unemployment, inflation, personal income growth, the suicide and homicide rates, the divorce rate, and...
Jason Tate on 04/19/14 - 01:11 PM
Next time you're wondering, "hey, is today burrito day?" -- this website has you covered.
Jason Tate on 04/18/14 - 12:59 PM
Classic albums covers in Google Street View is the best thing I've seen this morning.
Jason Tate on 04/14/14 - 12:55 PM
Is this the happiest photo ever taken? Sometimes it's worth taking a few moments to reflect on something happy and enjoying life. I don't know about where you're at today -- but the sun is shining here in Portland and I've got a bunch of good music on my playlist.
Jason Tate on 04/11/14 - 12:52 PM
Deadmau5 is going to have Cthulhu themed wedding in August.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 04/22/13 - 08:48 AM
The "iron" game piece in all Monopoly games going forward will be replaced with a cat.
Jason Tate on 02/06/13 - 11:17 AM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are going to produce a show about Dean Ween and Les Claypool fishing.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 01/25/13 - 05:38 PM
Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI for classifying them as a gang. You can't make this stuff up if you tried.
Keagan Ilvonen on 08/12/12 - 08:14 AM
Science has proven it: pop music has gotten louder and more homogenous.

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Jason Tate on 07/26/12 - 12:40 PM
It appears as though Walmart is running a contest where the store with the most Facebook likes will get a live performance from Miami-based rapper Pitbull. Someone has started a campaign to get the Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska, the most likes so Pitbull has to go play there. You can like the Kodiak Walmart page here.

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Thomas Nassiff on 07/01/12 - 01:01 PM
Like, really...you can't make up today's news. A mother starting singing Adele's "Rolling In the Deep" while her daughter was in a coma (she had been unresponsive for a week) and the comatose little girl smiled in response. Two days later, she was able to get out of bed.
From the ArticleCharlotte remained in the coma for a week--when, one day, her mother came to visit and heard Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" playing on the radio. As this was a song she and Charlotte both enjoyed, Leila began singing along.

Unexpectedly, Charlotte smiled in response, surprising the hospital staff.

"I couldn't believe it," Leila Neve told the Telegraph. "It was the first time she had reacted to...
Thomas Nassiff on 06/19/12 - 05:10 PM
SPIN has discovered how to quickly find out which of your friends "Like" Nickelback on Facebook. To find out, just click this. No, I am not kidding around. They also created these little tricks for Creed and The Black Eyed Peas.
Thomas Nassiff on 06/19/12 - 12:42 PM
If you couldn't tell from the last few news posts that I'm clearly in a weird mood as the day winds down, here's one for you (and no, I'm not posting about zombies): our galaxy is fucked ... in 6 billion years.
From the ArticleWhen Andromeda gets here, the sun will likely be pushed out much farther into the universe. By that time though, Earth will have become too hot to be inhabited by humans anyway. Our sun will not be directly hit when the initial collision happens in 4 billion years. But in 6 billion years, when the merger is complete, our sun will die.
Jason Tate on 05/31/12 - 05:23 PM
Do you prefer listening to music with headphones or speakers? I've found that I have a much more personal connection with the music when I'm using headphones, but sometimes the expansive sound of the entire room being filled is worth it.
Jason Tate on 05/18/12 - 05:11 PM
Say that you were going to start a record label ... today. You've got 5 spots to fill, and they've got to be filled up with bands that you could reasonably get on your label. That means, they're either unsigned or on a relatively small record label that you could probably buy out to get them to come on over (it's a hypothetical, have fun with it). You're not getting Bruce Springsteen, you're not gonna convince Thrice to come back, and you're not getting Brand New on your label. Gotta think harder than that. So, who do you put on your roster? Who are the 5 bands you sign?

My Fake Record Label Signings
1) Daybreaker
2) David Wazeter
3) Andy Burrows
4) House of Heroes
5) Cary...
Jason Tate on 04/13/12 - 01:28 PM
Scientists have created a turntable that reads tree rings like music on an LP.
From the ArticleGerman artist Bartholomäus Traubeck recently debuted a record-player he developed which is capable of digitally reading tree-slices and translating them into surprisingly moving piano music. Tree-rings, of course, considered to be annual records of a tree's growth rate -- which in turn offer clues to the hardships and fruitful periods experienced over the life of the tree.

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Jason Tate on 02/08/12 - 11:13 AM
We have an amusing, yet, accurate picture on our Facebook page right now. So why not bring it on our actual site, right? Head to the replies and join the fun by making your own AP.net version of... donuts!
Lueda Alia on 02/06/12 - 06:30 PM
It's sort of a slow news day today. I've passed the time so far by posting some extremely random things on our twitter and facebook feeds. Yes, that is a Skrillex chest tattoo. But it's not really the same if I can't post something random in our news feed as well. So, if you're looking for some good old ski-time music for the upcoming holidays, check the replies for the best video since Rick Astley.
Jason Tate on 12/23/11 - 03:25 PM
It’s official: Seven billion people are alive in the world at this moment.
Jason Tate on 10/31/11 - 12:17 PM
Spinner has put together an Occupy Wall Street-inspired playlist. Because you can't fight the man without a spring in your step and a tune in your heart.
Blake Solomon on 10/13/11 - 11:03 AM
Steve Harwell, the lead singer of Smash Mouth, has agreed to eat two dozen eggs after fans who created the nonsensical dare completed his challenge to raise $10,000 for charity.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 07/11/11 - 04:10 PM
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