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Jason Tate on 07/09/14 - 11:25 AM
I mean speaking of worse ... what the fuck is wrong with this band?

Update: The shirt has been taken down from All In Merch, here's what it was if you're curious.
Jason Tate on 04/29/14 - 12:38 PM
The previously reported boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX has been called off. Thankfully, it looks like somebody convinced Damon Feldman what a horrible idea it was.
Jake Jenkins on 02/08/14 - 03:58 PM
TMZ is reporting that George Zimmerman will indeed be boxing DMX.
Jake Jenkins on 02/05/14 - 10:11 AM
George Zimmerman, the infamously acquitted killer of Trayvon Martin, is looking for boxing opponents and rappers Game or DMX have both applied to fight him. Apparently, Zimmerman also wants to fight Kanye West for "beating up defenseless people." The irony is choking me.
Ryan Dennehy on 02/03/14 - 12:09 PM
I get pitched the weirdest things.
Jason Tate on 01/29/14 - 12:01 PM
Since a bunch of people seem to be submitting this, you can check out the artwork to Avril Lavinge's upcoming new album here.
Drew Beringer on 08/09/13 - 11:21 AM
The playing of “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark” by Fall Out Boy during fireworks at the Grand Haven Coast Guard Festival has fueled a 'debate'.
“When we arrived back at the hotel, we looked up the lyrics to see if it was really as bad as it sounds — and it was far worse," he said. "A song about murdering people, tying them up and burning them alive, and general violence."

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Drew Beringer on 08/07/13 - 01:55 PM
What Happened In Vegas were caught making fake laminates and barcodes to get into Warped Tour this year. Sadly, no one is surprised.
Keagan Ilvonen on 07/12/13 - 10:36 AM
Ronnie Radke has released another stellar rap song titled "What Up Earth?" This time around he discusses the struggles of having to raise himself as a child and if it hasn't become apparent yet, it didn't work out well. And if you missed it, Vice has written up a fantastic new piece about Ronnie and Falling In Reverse's new music video for "Alone." I highly suggest you take the time for this essential reading.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 06/01/13 - 11:24 PM
A Taylor Swift fan was caught swimming a mile through the ocean to get to her Rhode Island mansion and saw her security waiting for him and swam back.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 05/17/13 - 06:40 AM
Psy will release a new single called "Gangnam Shake" on April 13th. Hooray...

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Drew Beringer on 03/11/13 - 10:33 AM
Uggs are releasing earmuff headphones. 10 to 1, Joe Deandrea has these on pre-order.

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Jason Tate on 12/03/12 - 12:25 PM
Looks like Nicki Minaj will be one of the new judges for this upcoming season of American Idol. I don't know about you, but I can't wai - zzzzzzzzzzz....
Drew Beringer on 08/20/12 - 12:56 PM
A man fell down a 40-foot gorge after trying to sneak into a Nickelback concert.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 07/28/12 - 06:15 PM
Lambgoat has a great story today, telling the tale of a hardcore band named Vice (from New York) and another, newer hardcore band named Vice (from Ohio). The New York Vice wants the Ohio Vice to change their name - the Ohio Vice is not amused. Read the laughable exchange between band members here.
Thomas Nassiff on 07/23/12 - 12:21 PM
In an increasingly strange day of news posts, Buzzfeed has some images of a grown man who has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos on his body. They range from a simple "Miley Cyrus" on his chest to a horrible portrait on his arm to her signature on his hands. A couple of the better images are in the replies.
Thomas Nassiff on 06/19/12 - 03:51 PM
I'm procrastinating from answering all the emails in my inbox, so .... Paris Hilton announces she's going on a DJ tour and will be releasing an album of house music.

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Jason Tate on 05/15/12 - 02:37 PM
Apparently, a former student threatened to shoot up a college radio station for not playing Rufio after multiple requests.
Quote from ArticleAccording to The Enterprise, "…[radio station] WBIM received multiple calls from a man requesting a song they didn’t have, said program director and junior Thomas Hanley. When the man called back, he threatened to 'come in with a gun and shoot up the place,' according to Eva Gaffney, a spokeswoman for the university." Although the caller, 24-year-old former WBIM DJ Alex Finnegan, claims that his threats were "a joke," he was arrested on Tuesday and "charged with making a threat with serious public harm, a felony, and making a threat to commit...
Dre Okorley on 10/02/11 - 11:09 PM
Update: Johnny Craig is now threatening Stephen.

It looks like Stephen Jerzak has been texting Christofer Drew's (Never Shout Never) 15 year old sister.
Keagan Ilvonen on 11/08/10 - 01:25 PM
When you're stalking Hayley Williams, posting the footage on the internet might not be the best idea. Video in the replies.
Paul Tao on 08/03/10 - 10:11 PM
Do you have aspirations tobe the next FreeCreditReport.com band? Now you can.
Tony Pascarella on 05/26/10 - 11:56 AM
Heidi Montag's debut album sold less than 1,000 units in its first week of release.
Alex DiVincenzo on 01/21/10 - 11:34 AM
Brokencyde's new video for "40 oz." can be seen in the replies.
Steve Henderson on 06/28/09 - 02:03 PM
Spencer Pratt (The Hills) is going to release a rap album, and is already referring to himself as "the white Jay-Z."
Steve Henderson on 05/12/09 - 10:34 AM
The "Now 30" compilation is number one on the Billboard chart this week with 146,000 copies sold.
Joe DeAndrea on 04/01/09 - 12:45 PM
Asher Roth's debut album is going to have the first 1,000-5,000 copies wrapped in clear joint paper, so you can smoke it.

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Mike Kraft on 03/28/09 - 09:15 AM
Updating last night's post about the Man Overboard show being shut down, Jeff Kummer has written a blog discussing the show and how the show went after it was moved.
Paul Tao on 03/14/09 - 11:48 AM
The Wonder Years and Man Overboard show at the Severna Park Community Center in Severna Park, Maryland has been moved to a house in Catonsville, Maryland due to the Severna Park Police Department deeming the guns in Man Overboard's logo as a "terrorist threat". For anyone who might be attending, the new location is in the replies.
Nathan Lint on 03/13/09 - 01:52 PM
Chris Brown and Rihanna are working on a new duet.
Steve Henderson on 03/12/09 - 01:59 PM
A man at a Papa Roach show in Connecticut was arrested for stage diving.
Steve Henderson on 11/14/08 - 11:35 AM
Apparently, even though people aren't buying CDs, some industry execs think they'll buy music on SD cards. Thoughts?
Steve Henderson on 10/15/08 - 08:56 PM
Wayne Brady will be releasing an R&B album in a few weeks.
Steve Henderson on 08/26/08 - 09:56 AM
Within its first 24 hours of being on sale in the iPhone app store, 8 people bought a program called "I Am Rich" for $1000. The best part? The application does absolutely nothing except display an animated red gem.
Steve Henderson on 08/08/08 - 12:55 PM
That's actually part of a title from a new article from The Daily Mail about emo and its relation to the recent suicide of a 13 year old girl. Read the article here.
Anton Djamoos on 05/15/08 - 06:28 AM
Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse will not be providing the theme to the latest James Bond film Quantum of Solace. Dab your tears, Jason Tate.
Adrian Villagomez on 05/06/08 - 03:18 AM
So, we know all you bros love TAG Body Spray. Well, what about TAG Records?
Steve Henderson on 04/10/08 - 10:00 AM
Continuing the trend of cashing in on Kurt Cobain's legacy, Converse will be bringing out signature Cobain shoes in the near future.
Steve Henderson on 03/17/08 - 06:38 PM
Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn has announced that she's pregnant.
Joe DeAndrea on 12/18/07 - 07:36 PM
A man trying to sneak into the Bad Boys of Rock tour featuring Hinder, Buckcherry, and Papa Roach impaled himself on an iron-wrought fence at the venue. Apparently, though he had a ticket, he was attempting to evade the fair's $5 entrance fee.
Anton Djamoos on 09/14/07 - 10:38 AM
After upgrading to a new iPhone, a Colorado man decided to go under the knife and have his thumbs reduced in size so that he could type better on the keypad.

UPDATE - This story has been confirmed as a hoax.
Steve Henderson on 08/10/07 - 09:16 PM
How do you tell an indie from an emo? No, this isn't one of those funny jokes either.

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Melissa Johnson on 01/24/07 - 09:04 PM
Beyonce Knowles' dad is going to create rap for toddlers.
Melissa Johnson on 10/08/06 - 09:07 PM
Aaron Carter, wannabe gangster popstar and brother to former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, got engaged this week. Who else smells publicity stunt?
Melissa Johnson on 09/18/06 - 06:47 PM
Scary Kids Scaring Kids do some scary stuff at Warped. Check it out here.
Russ Hockenbury on 07/05/06 - 10:34 AM

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