Chris! Facebook told me it was your birthday a little while ago and I couldn't believe it's been a year since I made you that ridiculous picture. What have you been up to??

Explanation for that coming.

It's been...interesting. I'm pretty selective about where I show up when I do, so big picture, not really sure.

I was hoping over my absence last month, you wrote me back. I was concerned last time we spoke, so hopefully things are better now. How has PL been without my moderation? Probably back to its same old state, since my Hand of Justice has not been there to raise its Iron Fist of Moderation!

I've missed you tooooo. How does one of my semi annual PM replies sound?

Also I'd like to appreciate the last thing I posted on your wall...

I've missed you.

That picture nearly made me choke on my prune juice! I love you Mary, thanks for that awesome picture.

If you didn't notice, I am not wearing pants in that photo. I prefer to allow Mother Nature to be my wardrobe - and that beard took a long time to grow, so I use it as not only clothing, but also as a sponge, a nest for squirrels and a lampshade for the intimate times.

You're old!

Yeah you sure do! I'm very excited.

I'll fill you in on all the details later - I owe you a message, don't I? I'll write you tomorrow! We need to catch da fukk upp lolz

Chris. Why is there some honey in your picture that I don't know about?

He's practically your doppleganger!

Why is it there are other Chris Fallon's in the world? That is asinine bullshit and I won't stand for it. There can be only one!

CHRIS! There is someone named Chris Fallon who lives right by me! I was looking at my friend's facebook and it was like "so and so is friends with Chris Fallon" and I was extremely confused for a short amount of time.

I'll PM you back either tomorrow or later tonight, I've been really busy.

You'll likely see me on a lot, but I'll be behind-the-scenes, taking breaks every so often to talk to my peons (hahaha JK) - but trust me, I'm going to be an AP geek over the course of summer.

I will ride your coattails the whole way there.

Now stop it with the disappearing act.