I'm only 5'9, but I can grab the rim on one out of five tries or so, and there was a badass on my high school's team who could dunk when he was 5'7 and 16 years old. I believe it is totally doable, and as of recent my passion for playing basketball has come back with a vengeance, so I will be working toward this goal starting now.
2. Lay a girl or woman who is famous enough that my saying I did so will provoke absolute disbelief from anyone who knows me
I dunno why, but I think this is a hilarious idea.