Across the Universe,
Harry and The Hendersons,
No Country For Old Men,
Pee Wee's Big Adventure,
Pretty in Pink,
The Dark Knight,
The Number 23,
Return Of The Jedi,
Favorite TV Shows
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Seuss
I will actually attempt to answer your question: Picture you will, a time when music discussion was the brunt, nay, the over arching theme of every forum (even the much maligned poll forum). The music forum was a thriving amazing place of both great discussion and hilarious jokes.
BUT LO, a horde of pig headed plebeians (much like yourself) descended on the music forum like a murder of crows, raping it with threads about attack attack, and underoath, or worse still La Men of Ill Refute Without You.
Some music forum regulars decided to for lack of a better word "shit on dese n****" and this was met with great rejoicing, but unforunately the witch king Tate decided that there was no room for personality or fun that distracted from his straw grasping attempt at staying relevent. he decreed that we now get points for being unique, and too many points resulted in exile into the great maw of Sheol. The witch king hired an evil armada of jackels to carry out his will, ravaging the forums of all good posts like locusts on a field of grain.
Soon music forum regulars were given two options: stay and meet a fate worse than death: become a new music thread poster, a place of piety and inaudible swill; or make the great exile to the general forum, a wild frontier full of untamed bridge trolls (ACA the unmentionable) and swedish succubi that will steal your soul with but a post.
But all was not lost, this new land brought promise of boobs...Boobs of unimaginable size and weight. Boobs bigger than fall squashes.
so we stay...and we fight...for boobs.