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Forum: Reviews 08/22/10, 06:48 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,649
Posted By SgtFumunda
I've touched wieners with these guys.

I've touched wieners with these guys.
Forum: News 01/26/09, 09:35 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,656
Posted By SgtFumunda
Ever wanted enough disposable income to buy an...

Ever wanted enough disposable income to buy an iPhone?
Forum: Politics 01/13/09, 09:14 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,238
Posted By SgtFumunda
Bumped for utilitarian purposes.

Bumped for utilitarian purposes.
Forum: Politics 01/03/09, 11:12 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,750
Posted By SgtFumunda
It'll be a cold day in hell when my fellow...

It'll be a cold day in hell when my fellow Tennesseans decide to saddle up with a bunch of Yankees and join Europe in anything. Also, there are enough gun-totin' good ol' boys from Texas to the...
Forum: General 12/11/08, 02:28 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,074
Posted By SgtFumunda
I was wondering how I got quoted in a thread I...

I was wondering how I got quoted in a thread I never even psoted in...
Forum: News 12/09/08, 04:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,163
Posted By SgtFumunda
I'm going to Atlanta. I've liked these guys for...

I'm going to Atlanta. I've liked these guys for too long not to have seen them live at least once.
Forum: News 12/08/08, 06:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,896
Posted By SgtFumunda
God, I would go down on a 90 year old woman to go...

God, I would go down on a 90 year old woman to go see Cursive live...or I might just make the 5 and a half hour drive to Columbus, OH to see them.
Forum: General 12/01/08, 07:35 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 928
Posted By SgtFumunda
One time when it was 110 degrees outside w/ 100%...

One time when it was 110 degrees outside w/ 100% humidity, I ate a couple of gas station chili dogs for lunch, and then had to go to my next job site. (I was working for my uncle's landscaping...
Forum: News 11/19/08, 07:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,267
Posted By SgtFumunda
...?

...?
Forum: Politics 11/19/08, 06:37 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,964
Posted By SgtFumunda
On one of my Indian Subcontinent exams I wrote...

On one of my Indian Subcontinent exams I wrote that jakti was, "A warm, cinnamon apple dish that my grandmother makes around Christmastime." Jakti is actually like a holy pilgrimage that Hindus...
Forum: Personal Life 11/19/08, 11:29 AM
Replies: 134
Poll: *coffee*
Views: 2,124
Posted By SgtFumunda
This will also be locked soon...

This will also be locked soon...
Forum: Personal Life 11/19/08, 08:51 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 926
Posted By SgtFumunda
I guess Mr. Fallon hasn't made it in yet today...

I guess Mr. Fallon hasn't made it in yet today...
Forum: Personal Life 11/17/08, 09:14 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 3,826
Posted By SgtFumunda
Although we've clearly established that the...

Although we've clearly established that the female in question is with child, I beseech you to use the age old AP.net Standard Theory of Safe Sex - anal - next time.
Forum: Music 11/12/08, 09:15 AM
Replies: 4,245
Views: 128,180
Posted By SgtFumunda
Hell yes. I've been camping on Dear You and 24...

Hell yes. I've been camping on Dear You and 24 Hour Revenge Therapy for about 4 months now.

Also, I've been listening to a lot of The Gaslight Anthem and The Jesus and Mary Chain.
Forum: Politics 11/12/08, 09:10 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 20,731
Posted By SgtFumunda
You fuckers haven't had a party until you've gone...

You fuckers haven't had a party until you've gone to a small, private, Southern, liberal arts school! Go Maryville College!
Forum: General 11/12/08, 09:01 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,093
Posted By SgtFumunda
TMV may be overrated, but they're still way more...

TMV may be overrated, but they're still way more intricate and interesting than Sparta.
Forum: Politics 11/11/08, 07:31 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 7,298
Posted By SgtFumunda
Part of the fun of college is hating your...

Part of the fun of college is hating your existence, because the truth of the matter is that it doesn't matter who you are, college is NEVER how you expected it to be. For some reason everyone...
Forum: Politics 11/11/08, 06:46 PM
Replies: 415
Views: 14,526
Posted By SgtFumunda
This...mostly. I sort of feel like a great deal...

This...mostly.

I sort of feel like a great deal of the responsibility lies with the American people for electing such an unqualified simpleton in to possibly the most powerful office in the...
Forum: Personal Life 11/11/08, 06:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 575
Posted By SgtFumunda
tl;dr

tl;dr
Forum: General 11/11/08, 06:29 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,418
Posted By SgtFumunda
Good call with The Mountain Goats, though I would...

Good call with The Mountain Goats, though I would call his voice "fitting".
Forum: General 11/11/08, 06:23 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,080
Posted By SgtFumunda
Wow. I thought those things were limited to...

Wow. I thought those things were limited to MySpace.
Forum: General 11/11/08, 06:13 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,418
Posted By SgtFumunda
Tim Armstrong, Ian Curtis, and Elliot Smith are...

Tim Armstrong, Ian Curtis, and Elliot Smith are the ones that stick out to me. I'm sure a lot of people like their voices in some way, but none of them are what I would call traditionally "good"...
Forum: General 11/11/08, 06:11 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,789
Posted By SgtFumunda
Yeah, I know. I usually go to the basement, but...

Yeah, I know. I usually go to the basement, but it's full of fucking sophomores and freshmen. There are no free computers down there, so I had to come up here. It's loud as fuck, and it's...
Forum: General 11/11/08, 06:06 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,435
Posted By SgtFumunda
Agreed. I try to use it in everyday conversation...

Agreed. I try to use it in everyday conversation as much as possible. Any word that has an x in it is pretty badass.
Forum: General 11/11/08, 05:59 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,789
Posted By SgtFumunda
Your meaningless comments are prolonging my work...

Your meaningless comments are prolonging my work in this awful fucking environment. (I'm surrounded by stupid fucking football players and the like.)


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