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Forum: Technology 12/17/10, 06:37 AM
Replies: 1,978
Views: 138,997
Posted By papa_smurf
can you post breasts on this site? bare...

can you post breasts on this site? bare breasts?
:hitler:
Forum: General 12/17/10, 06:31 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 9,211
Posted By papa_smurf
you're a woman, please do not purchase another...

you're a woman, please do not purchase another vehicle.
:hitler:
Forum: General 12/17/10, 06:29 AM
Replies: 639
Views: 23,169
Posted By papa_smurf
kanye is so great

kanye is so great
Forum: Entertainment 12/17/10, 06:10 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 655
Posted By papa_smurf
i'm in the future giving it to your first...

i'm in the future
giving it to your first born
how do you like that!
Forum: Personal Life 04/12/10, 12:42 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 16,872
Posted By papa_smurf
I used to be like this, a nice guy, wanting to...

I used to be like this, a nice guy, wanting to date the proper girls. But, soon enough, I realised every girl is a slut. Some just take longer to let you do crazy shit to them than others, so why not...
Forum: Personal Life 04/10/10, 05:35 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 16,872
Posted By papa_smurf
chatroulette

Girls

Have you/would you flash on chatroulette?

Also, why do any girls use this, when they know only fat guys masturbating will be using it.

Please explain.
Forum: Personal Life 04/10/10, 05:32 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 4,382
Posted By papa_smurf
If I had a gun, I'd have killed myself by now.

If I had a gun, I'd have killed myself by now.
Forum: Music 04/10/10, 04:46 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 253
Posted By papa_smurf
Deftones

Has anyone heard the new album or the new single Diamond Eyes?

What do you think?

I think it sounds great

May 2 it is released I think.
yeah

:hitler:
Forum: Music 04/10/10, 04:39 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 520
Posted By papa_smurf
Hard Luck

How do I promote a band on this site?

Check this band out. seriously o-some!

http://www.myspace.com/hardluckhc

They are from Aus, in the capital.

Can't stop boppin my head!
Forum: Personal Life 04/10/10, 04:31 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,477
Posted By papa_smurf
papa_smurf traversed the deserted landscape for a...

papa_smurf traversed the deserted landscape for a while longer, already having been there for 4 hours.
He looked to the east and saw nothing but ashphalt, for miles and miles. He looked to his west...
Forum: Personal Life 04/10/10, 04:23 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,477
Posted By papa_smurf
Been a while hey. I moved town and only just got...

Been a while hey.
I moved town and only just got an internet connection.
My soul is once again beginning to be sucked out into the digital world.

I wrote that story all by myself, it is a part of...
Forum: Personal Life 04/10/10, 04:21 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,477
Posted By papa_smurf
I don't like drugs.

I don't like drugs.
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:18 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 447
Posted By papa_smurf
How can I fight for my friend then? How can...

How can I fight for my friend then?

How can anyone fight injustice?

Should I just stand here and take it?

Is this World War II?
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:16 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,857
Posted By papa_smurf
All you gotta do is un-ban Vincent P the S....

All you gotta do is un-ban Vincent P the S. Simple.
Or just give a reason. Not that hard.
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 447
Posted By papa_smurf
Public Service Announcement

A public service announcement from Vincent P the S:
"Lueda! You 22 year old! How can you see my true face through your Ga-Ga-lasses? It's me, Vincent! I'd learn to check IPs before banning people,...
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:11 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,857
Posted By papa_smurf
This isn't a dictatorship Lueda! There are other...

This isn't a dictatorship Lueda! There are other parties that need to have a say in this.
I'm not sure if you are bored and looking for some cheap thrills, or if you think banning people who don't...
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 735
Posted By papa_smurf
Well, I (papa_smurf) live in Melbourne Whilst my...

Well, I (papa_smurf) live in Melbourne
Whilst my friend Vincent P the S is currently residing in London.
So, we are a world apart. I'm trying to state that I miss him and can't wait for us to begin...
Forum: General 04/08/10, 08:03 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,857
Posted By papa_smurf
I'm not sure that this banning spree is justified.

I'm not sure that this banning spree is justified.
Forum: Entertainment 04/08/10, 08:00 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,424
Posted By papa_smurf
I've seen that happen once.

I've seen that happen once.
Forum: General 04/08/10, 07:59 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 735
Posted By papa_smurf
I do think some mistake has been made here... :-(

I do think some mistake has been made here... :-(
Forum: General 04/08/10, 07:57 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 735
Posted By papa_smurf
I don't even know where that is, meng! I thought...

I don't even know where that is, meng!
I thought you were in London.
We're a world apart, but soon we'll be one.

You know how we were discussing how being free is being alone?
I feel i could be...
Forum: Entertainment 04/08/10, 07:55 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,424
Posted By papa_smurf
This really went places! good work...

This really went places!
good work teamsters!
:hitler:
Forum: General 04/08/10, 07:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 735
Posted By papa_smurf
How do I get more than 1 username? Does it come...

How do I get more than 1 username? Does it come up saying I have 2?
I think the second part is my like...status or feeling or whatever, but the one in bold is my username.
should be papa_smurf..? is...
Forum: Personal Life 04/08/10, 07:46 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,477
Posted By papa_smurf
THE PAST IS CONFRONTING HIM. "Hello...

THE PAST IS CONFRONTING HIM.
"Hello Andy" It asks in a sweet, soft voice.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm not here"
"Well, carry on then" Suggests The Past.
Andy doesn't move and watches while The...
Forum: General 04/08/10, 07:41 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 735
Posted By papa_smurf
To my long lost friend...

...won't you come back to me?

The times have been hard and long.
One day we will retire to a far away land to begin our lives.

Retire from the ride to begin the journey.

Will you allow me to...


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