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What is the best sandwich?
Reuben 10 11.63%
Another sandwich 76 88.37%
Voters: 86. You may not vote on this poll

 
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05:12 PM on 03/01/12 
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Cody Nelson
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What is the best kind of sandwich?
11:04 PM on 03/01/12 
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You're wondering how the percentage of people whose favorite sandwich is a reuben stacks up against the percentage of people whose favorite sandwich is anything other than a reuben?
09:02 AM on 03/02/12 
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You're wondering how the percentage of people whose favorite sandwich is a reuben stacks up against the percentage of people whose favorite sandwich is anything other than a reuben?
Did you not read what I was asking?
12:56 PM on 03/02/12 
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Sauerkraut is an idiot
03:59 PM on 03/02/12 
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Went with other. I don't like corned beef, sauerkraut, Thousand Island or rye.

Lol, day drinking makes me ask such dumb things. Reubens will forever be my favorite sandwich, but this definitely didn't justify a poll.
09:19 PM on 03/02/12 
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phil19
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vegemite
10:25 PM on 03/02/12 
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Tristan Needler
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A sandwich is a sacred art form. It should not be dictated by any recipe or adhere to any set type. It's a child of necessity and desire, born of what you have and what you want. Yesterday I made a sandwich out of a piece of baguette, peri peri chicken cold cuts, provolone, tomato, and mayo and sriracha. It was perfect. But tomorrow it may not be perfect. Tomorrow it might need lettuce. It might need bacon, tuna, or egg. It might need none of the above. There is no best sandwich. There are infinite best sandwiches. Adapted and created to the infinite possible states of the universe at any given time. The perfect sandwich is a quantum state of every possible sandwich; the wave function only collapsing into a single sandwich when observed at the particular moment in time it is needed. Sandwich.
12:48 PM on 03/04/12 
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A sandwich is a sacred art form. It should not be dictated by any recipe or adhere to any set type. It's a child of necessity and desire, born of what you have and what you want. Yesterday I made a sandwich out of a piece of baguette, peri peri chicken cold cuts, provolone, tomato, and mayo and sriracha. It was perfect. But tomorrow it may not be perfect. Tomorrow it might need lettuce. It might need bacon, tuna, or egg. It might need none of the above. There is no best sandwich. There are infinite best sandwiches. Adapted and created to the infinite possible states of the universe at any given time. The perfect sandwich is a quantum state of every possible sandwich; the wave function only collapsing into a single sandwich when observed at the particular moment in time it is needed. Sandwich.

This dude gets it.
09:47 PM on 03/04/12 
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Reuben's rule.
07:34 PM on 03/05/12 
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I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
07:36 PM on 03/05/12 
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A sandwich is a sacred art form. It should not be dictated by any recipe or adhere to any set type. It's a child of necessity and desire, born of what you have and what you want. Yesterday I made a sandwich out of a piece of baguette, peri peri chicken cold cuts, provolone, tomato, and mayo and sriracha. It was perfect. But tomorrow it may not be perfect. Tomorrow it might need lettuce. It might need bacon, tuna, or egg. It might need none of the above. There is no best sandwich. There are infinite best sandwiches. Adapted and created to the infinite possible states of the universe at any given time. The perfect sandwich is a quantum state of every possible sandwich; the wave function only collapsing into a single sandwich when observed at the particular moment in time it is needed. Sandwich.

Yeah boo Quiznos and Subway for trying to force industrial uniformity on people. (Even though I work for Quiznos...oops)
10:49 AM on 03/06/12 
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depends what i feel like. sandwiches rule. if i can put tons of mayo on it, i'll probably eat it. pastrami on rye is so good
07:36 PM on 03/06/12 
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Reuben, actually.
11:04 PM on 03/06/12 
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12:30 PM on 03/07/12 
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Disregarding the state I was in when I made this poll, I completely defend it. Reubens are godly.



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