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05:02 PM on 01/13/13 
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drthvdr
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They have until 3/9/2013 to get 500,000 followers. They say they will post a pic of the birth certificate if they are successful. Please help spread the word!

twitter.com/bbmegatron
05:08 PM on 01/13/13 
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buck dutter
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who cares
05:09 PM on 01/13/13 
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Jake Jenkins
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wow! what an interesting thing! gonna follow this one til the end!
05:12 PM on 01/13/13 
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wow! what an interesting thing! gonna follow this one til the end!


There's no "good sense of humor" argument that will ever justify stuff like this to me. Name your kid a normal goddamn name.
05:12 PM on 01/13/13 
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Theseventhson
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It's a better name than something like Zachary.
05:24 PM on 01/13/13 
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blackmold
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It's a better name than something like Zachary.

Why do you dislike the name Zachary?
05:27 PM on 01/13/13 
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Why do you dislike the name Zachary?

it was a joke, just the first name to pop into my head.
05:29 PM on 01/13/13 
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id rather name my kid tyler lol what a terrible name
05:31 PM on 01/13/13 
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Really underselling the value of their kids name. 500K? What shitty parents.
05:32 PM on 01/13/13 
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i hope the government takes their baby
05:38 PM on 01/13/13 
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Is the baby a girl? They could just call it Meg.
05:46 PM on 01/13/13 
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it was a joke, just the first name to pop into my head.

Haha alright. I thought it was something personal.
06:13 PM on 01/13/13 
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i saw that the last post was from KILL YOURSELF. that would be an adequate response to this thread
06:32 PM on 01/13/13 
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i tried to convince my cousin to name her kid Megatron if it were a girl so that we could call her Megan for short - but she went and had 3 boys.
06:37 PM on 01/13/13 
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i tried to convince my cousin to name her kid Megatron if it were a girl so that we could call her Megan for short - but she went and had 3 boys.
if they ever combine you have a nickname ready



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