[Smash Adams]

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I met some guy at a party, and ended up going to his house... Mid-thrust, he started laughing manically and yelled "I am fucking an alien princess! I am fucking an alien princess!" I, far too sober, immediately stopped, and then had to listen to him say, with wide eyes: "your vagina looks like the fridge scene in Ghostbusters." I fell asleep and woke up in the morning to him eating a whole key lime pie in bed. Not even looking over at me, he said: "you can't have any." I walked home.

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[<*)))><]

I was once started hooking up with my girlfriend then friend came in the room and was like" why are you guys fucking in my room, you may proceed".

[popdisaster00]

Originally Posted by phil19

i stuck it in the wrong hole one time

Who's to say which whole is wrong?

[takeiteasy_]

I also got shot in the eye once by said boyfriend. I guess he was getting me back.

[aimee<3]

Originally Posted by <*)))><

I was once started hooking up with my girlfriend then my came in the room and was like" why are you guys fucking in my room, you may proceed".

I think your missing a word.

[<*)))><]

Originally Posted by aimee<3

I think your missing a word.

I blame using a computer while I was in the bathroom.

[bung]

Originally Posted by takeiteasy_

I also got shot in the eye once by said boyfriend. I guess he was getting me back.

pwned.

[takeiteasy_]

Originally Posted by bung

pwned.

Yup. I guess some guys wouldn't consider that to be a mishap.

[aimee<3]

Originally Posted by <*)))><

I blame using a computer while I was in the bathroom.

Nice.

[SincerelyMe]

Originally Posted by applesandcyanid

You sure?

Positive.

[reesa]

a friend once told me one of their mishaps and he said they fucked so hard the bed actually broke. he said it just collapsed while they were having sex. i lol'd.

[Laural666]

Lastnight me and my boyfriend went out to the lake, and we did it in the back of his car, and when we were done he thought the window was rolled down but it wasn't and he threw the condom at the window and cum went all over the window out of the condom and and all over the door, and the passenger seat and he cleaned it with my hoody, it wasn't very pleasant, but i guess that's not really a sexual mishap.

[bung]

Originally Posted by Laural666

Lastnight me and my boyfriend went out to the lake, and we did it in the back of his car, and when we were done he thought the window was rolled down but it wasn't and he threw the condom at the window and cum went all over the window out of the condom and and all over the door, and the passenger seat and he cleaned it with my hoody, it wasn't very pleasant, but i guess that's not really a sexual mishap.

I can never resist an easy joke, so sorry in advance.

But I think the sexual mishap here is that someone had sex with you.

[Smash Adams]

Originally Posted by Laural666

Lastnight me and my boyfriend went out to the lake, and we did it in the back of his car, and when we were done he thought the window was rolled down but it wasn't and he threw the condom at the window and cum went all over the window out of the condom and and all over the door, and the passenger seat and he cleaned it with my hoody, it wasn't very pleasant, but i guess that's not really a sexual mishap.

If you ever wear that cum rag hoodie again I will judge you forever

[Laural666]

Originally Posted by bung

I can never resist an easy joke, so sorry in advance.

But I think the sexual mishap here is that someone had sex with you.

Your not even funny, and your obviously not getting any.

Originally Posted by Smash Adams

If you ever wear that cum rag hoodie again I will judge you forever

What if i wash it? Haha.