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02:46 PM on 08/25/06 
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Fullcollapse3k
should hit 32,000 posts by 2011.
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He can keep Lohan and Alba.

Mandy Moore though, mmmm...
02:48 PM on 08/25/06 
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mandy moore got beat to hell by roddick I bet.
02:50 PM on 08/25/06 
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tambo41187
That was a freebie
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The figures in your sig are sweet, i love them.
02:50 PM on 08/25/06 
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ActorInThisPlay
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He can keep Lohan and Alba.

Mandy Moore though, mmmm...
I'll take Alba and you can have Moore and Lohan
02:51 PM on 08/25/06 
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I'll take Alba and you can have Moore and Lohan

Lindsay Lohan now?

If so, we'll just write her out of the equation all together.
02:57 PM on 08/25/06 
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ActorInThisPlay
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Lindsay Lohan now?

If so, we'll just write her out of the equation all together.
that's ok with me
02:58 PM on 08/25/06 
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NFG4ever
Let's go RED WINGS !!
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those are some fucking hot chicks ahha wow
03:03 PM on 08/25/06 
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yeknom
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im bester.
03:04 PM on 08/25/06 
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Vincewithouthee
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He's a player.
03:08 PM on 08/25/06 
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Spicoli hey bud
The kids won't come around tonight.
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"Wilmer Valderrama talked about his Hollywood conquests during an appearance on Howard Stern yesterday. Among his revelations were that Lindsay Lohan was one of the best girl's he's ever had slept with, Ashlee Simpson was loud in bed and Jennifer Love Hewitt rated an "eight" out of ten when it came to sex. He also claimed that he's been with two women at once and engaged in anal sex with a famous actress, who he refused to name. Valderrama claims his penis is "slightly bigger" than eight inches, and that he's videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, but erased the tapes to keep them from being linked on the internet. Reading about Wilmer Valderramma's sex life is like murdering a clown - you don't really want to do it, but in the end you can't help yourself. I simply don't understand how in God's name this guy gets all this - oh wait, the eight inch penis. Yeah, that might explain it."

Lucky bastard.



Jennifer Love Hewitt, wow.
03:12 PM on 08/25/06 
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He's the exact opposite of he is on That 70's Show. Amazing.
03:16 PM on 08/25/06 
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Spicoli hey bud
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Venezuelan Women
Wilmer said that when he was down in Venezuela, around the age of 14, he was able to get laid. He had sex before he left there. Howard asked him if he was getting any girls during the high school years. He said he was always trying to figure out how he was going to be able to get a cup of coffee. He joined a theater department in school and eventually went on to get some commercial work.
Lindsay Lohan
Howard said that Wilmer dated Lindsay Lohan so Artie figured that he must have taken her virginity. Wilmer said he just met her like last year. He’s also dated Ashlee Simpson so Artie figured he must have banged her as well. Fred was playing some porn clips of a woman screaming and Wilmer said that it was louder than that.

Howard asked him if Lindsay’s boobs are real. Wilmer said that they are. Artie asked him what it’s like to see his dick disappearing into those tits. Wilmer said it’s pretty amazing actually.

Howard asked Wilmer if Lindsay was anorexic when he was dating her. He said that she lost the weight after they dated so she wasn’t like that when he was with her. Howard asked her if she had the bright red hair down below. Wilmer said that she didn’t have any hair down there and she really pampered herself. He said that she was one of the best girls that he’s had in bed too. Artie asked him if he thinks that she’s a shittier actor or singer. Howard and Wilmer think that she’s a good actress. Wilmer said that she’s a very talented girl.
Mandy Moore
Howard read that Wilmer also dated Mandy Moore. After every name that Howard mentioned, Artie would say ‘’You fucked ___?!'’ He’s nailed a lot of hot chicks from what they can tell. Howard asked him if he got Mandy when he was doing ‘’That 70’s Show.'’ Wilmer said that the moral of the story is that everyone should get a sitcom because that’s how all of this went down. He told Howard that Mandy is a very attractive girl.

Wilmer told the guys how he met Mandy Moore. He said that they were each other’s first loves so Howard figured he took her virginity. He wanted a high five from Wilmer when he heard that. He said he’s never taken the virginity of any woman so he doesn’t know what that’s like. Artie said that the closest he came was being a girl’s 14th. Wilmer said that he’s a huge fan of the show and he’s a bit star struck sitting in the studio this morning.

Wilmer said that he met Mandy and told her that she was good looking and that brought the room to a stop because no one talks to her like that. He said he went to pick her up at the hotel and her mother told him that she had changed her shirt 3 times already. He took her out to eat at and took it from there.
03:25 PM on 08/25/06 
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or he could be blowing a ton of smoke as well.
03:43 PM on 08/25/06 
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ActorInThisPlay
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I want proof of all of this...
03:47 PM on 08/25/06 
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ThirdTimeAround
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This should be a game show.



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