I read somewhere (it was either in a magazine or a book) that everything is cyclical. Naturally I laughed that hippie crap off, until I read the same thing (in another magazine or book), and I was like, "Maybe everything is cyclical!" And in the same way that I always wet the bed after watching Home Alone, you have another great, definitely not terrible installment of Can't Keep Up to ingest. This week's topic is secret and certainly the most serious topic yet. I can't promise that it will change your life, but I can certainly promise that it won't change your life. Words and stuff here!