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Posted by: Blake Solomon (02/23/11)
Here's "an interview" with bandmate Jon Mess about the Jonny Craig Macbook "scandal."
    
 
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07:43 AM on 02/23/11
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Hahahaha, he pretty much sidestepped every question. Dude is hilarious, and I ain't even mad. If only people made Jon Mess memes...
07:44 AM on 02/23/11
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"Jon Mess: There is no accurate depiction of Jonny Craig that could ever be conceived"

Piece of shit comes to mind?
07:44 AM on 02/23/11
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I wonder if anyone in this band ever takes themselves seriously.
07:45 AM on 02/23/11
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Pretty much the biggest douche during this interview. Fuck it I have had enough of Johnny Craig and for Jon Mess to treat it so lightly I'm just going to delete all my DGD albums and toss them. Fuck them both.
07:47 AM on 02/23/11
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Thanks, Jon Mess, for all your help. Maybe Jonny Craig's "antics" will help you sell records. I've always been a big fan of guys who stick it to those idealist humanists, who can't "ingest a smudge of Eastern thought" and scam kids out of macbooks. Maybe you guys can become business partners. Your skyping idea sounds like it would be a great addition to Jonny's business model. Much more streamlined and efficient.
07:47 AM on 02/23/11
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I wonder if anyone in this band ever takes themselves seriously.

I can confidently confirm that no, they do not take themselves seriously.

BUT, that is part of their appeal. Especially Mess'.
07:49 AM on 02/23/11
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Pretty much the biggest douche during this interview. Fuck it I have had enough of Johnny Craig and for Jon Mess to treat it so lightly I'm just going to delete all my DGD albums and toss them. Fuck them both.
This.
07:49 AM on 02/23/11
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Why does this guy sound like an even bigger asshole?
07:50 AM on 02/23/11
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As much as I like DGD, all of their news posts for now on should have the "drama" image.
07:50 AM on 02/23/11
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Yeah, I would much rather align myself with a more duchampian dadaist philosophy revival, mixed with a post modern anti metanarrative school of thought and put a wet blanket on all these idealistic humanist fucks that are essentially just grasping for identity. Some people lack the capacity to ingest even a smudge of eastern thought, while modernists, indulgent and romanticizing continue to get off on existence.

07:51 AM on 02/23/11
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I dare you to explain this statement.

This comment was better than the interview, haha.
07:51 AM on 02/23/11
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MEB: How does this affect the band? Have you discussed the situation with the other members yet?
Mess: Some kids told me they won’t buy the record, this is unfortunate for everyone involved with the band, besides the band.

I couldn't help but laugh.
07:52 AM on 02/23/11
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Interview was pure gold.
07:54 AM on 02/23/11
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i don't think he actually answered the questions.
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