Older men. I mean 40s, 50s, 60s. It gets very awkward at my job when an older, male customer starts chatting me up during their transaction and when they hear my response to "I bet you have a ton of boyfriends" or "your boyfriend better treat you well" they're all shock and awe.
Yet men my age ..............nope. I think that has something to do with my inclination to stay inside most nights. The only dudes I meet my age are college dickbags who think funneling the most beer is the highlight of their week. Not for me. Most dudes I'd be into are probably sitting at home watching reruns of Arrested Development or Parks and Rec and listening to pop-punk albums of the early 2000. Sigh.
I think we are kindred souls. I honestly could have written every word in your post. What is with the pervy old guys at work? Yuck. And of course, the college guys that think life is over if you're not drinking every week/weekend?