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04:07 AM on 12/25/12 
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I hope there's plenty of big booty hoz for you in heaven.
07:58 AM on 12/25/12 
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Jake Jenkins
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it is actually believed jesus was born in the spring or fall, there's no real way of knowing but christmas was chosen to be in december to convert pagans.
08:12 AM on 12/25/12 
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What she order? Fish filet.
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it is actually believed jesus was born in the spring or fall, there's no real way of knowing but christmas was chosen to be in december to convert pagans.
smh
08:12 AM on 12/25/12 
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09:02 AM on 12/25/12 
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it is actually believed jesus was born in the spring or fall, there's no real way of knowing but christmas was chosen to be in december to convert pagans.

this is true. win.

Merry Christmas, people!
09:10 AM on 12/25/12 
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Beware of hitchhiking ghosts!
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09:47 AM on 12/25/12 
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This girl I like, her and her family made a cake and they all sang "happy birthday Jesus". I felt so embarrassed and I wasn't even there.
10:04 AM on 12/25/12 
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The saddest part of Jesus' story is that, since he was Jewish, he never even got to celebrate Christmas.
10:37 AM on 12/25/12 
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money, gift cards, Forza Horizons
10:41 AM on 12/25/12 
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we never go out of style
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it is actually believed jesus was born in the spring or fall, there's no real way of knowing but christmas was chosen to be in december to convert pagans.

Put the Saturn back in Saturnalia!

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11:08 AM on 12/25/12 
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Talisker Whisky
Jameson Whiskey
England Rugby polo
England Rugby leather wallet
Armani Code Ultimate cologne
new electric shaver
"Why Nations Fail" book
"1943" book
11:11 AM on 12/25/12 
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theguy77
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so far:

an ipod touch (replacing the ipod i lost, yay)
a distortion pedal for my amp (MXR Custom Badass Modified O.D., for gear nerds out there)
a preamp to improve the quality of my microphone recordings
11:18 AM on 12/25/12 
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kemichels
I drove through ghosts to get here.
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Don't you mean 'happy birthday santa'?
11:24 AM on 12/25/12 
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revolutionary
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jesus isn't real
11:25 AM on 12/25/12 
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revolutionary
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well so i've heard...shit...what if i'm wrong...



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