hahahahaha. slick.

i don't think i could mess with your boobs.


they are just too perfect and you can't improve perfection.

that's unfortunate. i needed someone to do a breast augmentation for me, and i totally thought of you first.

so it turns out my medical license wasn't "real" enough to do any actual operations.


lame-o-rama.

we're like, soulmates.

i <3 u and thailand.

i love the black hair!

edit:

ps, i got this for you.

toothpaste for dinner makes you cooler than you are, really.